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	<title>The Howdini Blog</title>
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		<title>I Am Curious&#8230;Golden</title>
		<link>http://www.howdini.com/blog/2008/07/22/110/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 18:21:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday as I was rushing to a doctor’s appointment, a man approached me just in front of the subway entrance.
“Excuse me, madam,” he said, “may I ask you a question without appearing to be rude or offensive?”
The man was in worn out jeans, a long sleeve plaid button down shirt, and sandals with socks.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cindy McCain, Give Me a Little Credit</title>
		<link>http://www.howdini.com/blog/2008/07/14/cindy-mccain-give-me-a-little-credit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 17:55:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I always thought I was an excellent shopper until I read that Cindy McCain, in one month, ran up an American Express bill of 500 thousand dollars on one account, and about 250 thousand on the other.  Now, unless you&#8217;re charging a Maserati, or a condo at the beach, it&#8217;s not easy to run [...]]]></description>
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		<title>When Thongs Go Wrong</title>
		<link>http://www.howdini.com/blog/2008/06/27/when-thongs-go-wrong/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 17:49:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here’s a cautionary tale: A California woman is suing Victoria’s Secret because, she says, a metal clasp that held a rhinestone heart in place flew off the thong, and hit her in the eye, causing cornea injury and excruciating pain.
I thought all thongs were excruciating, although not necessarily to the eye.
I’m just not a fan [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Does This New Website Design Make Our Butt Look Smaller?</title>
		<link>http://www.howdini.com/blog/2008/06/22/does-this-new-website-design-make-our-butt-look-smaller/</link>
		<comments>http://www.howdini.com/blog/2008/06/22/does-this-new-website-design-make-our-butt-look-smaller/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 04:37:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know how frustrating it is when you spend all day at the salon and then you get home and your significant other doesn’t even notice your new fabulousity?  I hate to say how many times my husband has looked at me three days after a makeover and said, “Did you do something to your [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Misty Water Colored Memories&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.howdini.com/blog/2008/03/26/misty-water-colored-memories/</link>
		<comments>http://www.howdini.com/blog/2008/03/26/misty-water-colored-memories/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:07:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I can sympathize with Hillary Clinton.  I mean, who hasn&#8217;t occasionally mis-remembered an event that happened long ago?  Maybe you got off a plane in Bosnia and had to run (in serpentine motion?) to avoid possible sniper fire, or maybe that&#8217;s just how you remember it. So much sniping over the years&#8230;who can [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Introducing Green Living, Howdini Style</title>
		<link>http://www.howdini.com/blog/2008/02/18/introducing-green-living-howdini-style/</link>
		<comments>http://www.howdini.com/blog/2008/02/18/introducing-green-living-howdini-style/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2008 03:06:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Women warriors make men nervous.  Actually, women warriors make everybody who isn’t on their side nervous.  I assume that’s because women warriors are often extremely effective in changing the status quo. Time will tell whether the latest army of activist women, Eco-Moms, will be as successful as, say, Mothers Against Drunk Driving, or [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chocolate Memories</title>
		<link>http://www.howdini.com/blog/2008/02/09/chocolate-memories/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Feb 2008 19:43:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I was growing up, my mother’s favorite chocolates for Valentine’s Day were Russell Stovers.  She would open them and let each of us kids choose one. This would lead to a period of excruciating decision making for me, as I studied them and tried desperately to remember what my favorite ones looked like. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Clean as A Hound&#8217;s Tooth? You Haven&#8217;t Met Chester&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.howdini.com/blog/2008/01/28/clean-as-a-hounds-tooth-you-havent-met-chester/</link>
		<comments>http://www.howdini.com/blog/2008/01/28/clean-as-a-hounds-tooth-you-havent-met-chester/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:51:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Joanna (Howdini’s co-founder) and I love, love, love our dogs.  Her black lab mix, Lola, often graces our offices with her presence.  Until we sound-proofed our studio, she could bring a taping to a temporary halt by lapping water so loudly in her bowl that you could hear it in the next room.
Did [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Like To Watch</title>
		<link>http://www.howdini.com/blog/2008/01/14/i-like-to-watch/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jan 2008 15:00:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love fitness videos.  I don’t actually do the exercise, of course, but I enjoy watching other people while pondering how I would look if I were in that exercise studio, next to those toned and trim workout wizards.
Actually, depending on the outfits they’re wearing in the video, I often can’t really imagine myself [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Happy New YOU</title>
		<link>http://www.howdini.com/blog/2008/01/07/happy-new-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 13:53:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Welcome to Howdini. If you’re just dropping by for the first time, we’re thrilled to have you. And if you’re returning, thank you very much for coming back.
I’ve been thinking that one of the Frequently Asked Questions in our FAQ section ought to be, “Geez, Shelley, you’ve put on some weight, haven’t you girlfriend?”
The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Guess I Should Have Paid Attention in Physics Class</title>
		<link>http://www.howdini.com/blog/2007/12/26/i-guess-i-should-have-paid-attention-in-physics-class/</link>
		<comments>http://www.howdini.com/blog/2007/12/26/i-guess-i-should-have-paid-attention-in-physics-class/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Dec 2007 17:59:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When it comes to cooking, I regard my kitchen as hostile territory.  I enter carefully, do my business quickly, and then get out. But I am good at one thing in the kitchen, and that’s making desserts. I really bake pretty well.
Still, even in the friendly confines of dessert-land, danger lurks if I let [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Welcome To Howdini. Shhhh&#8230;.don&#8217;t wake the baby</title>
		<link>http://www.howdini.com/blog/2007/12/21/welcome-to-howdini-shhhhdont-wake-the-baby/</link>
		<comments>http://www.howdini.com/blog/2007/12/21/welcome-to-howdini-shhhhdont-wake-the-baby/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Dec 2007 23:13:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Welcome to Howdini. We hope you’ll love our brand new little baby. Like all babies, it keeps us up at night, demands a lot of attention, and doesn’t yet do everything we want it to do.
But it’s beautiful, and we’re proud of it. It will grow up fast, and as it does, you’ll find more [...]]]></description>
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